Some whine for the cook

TVP is a term that is starting to grate on my nerves, but all the alternatives sound like (and probably are) brand names. Soyburger, veggieburger, soymeat, . . . Gah!

Changing to an expanded abbreviation gives me Tevepro which is easy to say but sounds like an anti-depressant. Protose has already been used, Promince sounds like margarine, Protease is an enzyme . . . I wish this didn't bother me so much. There's just something about those letters that irritates me.

Wait! Maybe I could use Vitameatavegemin!?

Or maybe not.